- Name: Christen. Or HalfPint. Or HalfPint1011. Or BrokeAssChris10.
- Profession: Accounts Manager / Unicorn Wrangler for The Broke-Ass Bride. Part-time waitress / bartender. Full-time fun lover.
- Fun Fact: I’ve gotten a tattoo in every state I’ve lived in. Plus one I haven’t lived in.
- Jax Beach, FL.
- White Sand.
- Beach cruisers.
- What to expect: Appearances from Metro Kitty. Multiple references to whiskey, wine and Champagne. Food adventures, either from my own kitchen or from a restaurant’s. Pretty pictures. Wedding references. Travel whimsy. Potentially hilarious/disasterous DIY.
- What you won’t see: In-depth exposés about my relationship. A lot of bitching (though there may be some). Recipes that require much fruit or olives or mushrooms.